Wednesday, November 29, 2006

A Little Advice For Adverage Jerk

There are a few do's and dont's when it comes to chicks

Do's
- OK we don't know what to do right so i'll move on


Dont's
-ask her if she is fat of if she has any obvious warts
-tell her you also enjoy madonna even if you do
-tell her where you live, seriously

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Set the record straight


First of all i say should some people need to be told so thats what this new Blog is about. Peace out is just that, out, it is no longer considered cool OK. Secret handshakes are also on their way out too so use them sparingly or they will be out too. But their is no excuse for the "nigga hug" that is way behond out it is just sad now, it seems like an attenpt to touch your bro, i know new era dudes touching is supposed to be cool, wrong im open minded but in public no.

With that aside i'll tell you what is coming in. Legendary, is the new it word, so over use it or not at all. Also since the head nod is out im bringing the one fingered waze back, no not the middle finger. And since LOL is out im offering you the new internet word that Doug Mercer invented its "yas" OK.

All i can hope for now is that you follow these rules and you will be cool, simple as that. oh and Tony the Tiger is GRReat