Are You Serious

What the hell is with the mustache. What kind of loser would accually sport such a lame outdated embarrassment. The worst of it is the teenage boys with the halfstache that cant grow an accual one so they just do a half ass job of if. Plus it makes you look like a highway patrol cop and if you've seen super troopers you know they are the low of the low.

Now on the other hand if you are growing one as a joke go for its awesome that way, if you can pull it off.

Blue Steel

Alright this is an ancient technique that should not be over used because the effects are amazing. I cant explain how to do it but every guy should instincly know just by the name. At first when a girl sees it she is a little amazed and goes for the second look. Now if you've got the stamana to hold this look and say anything even "come here", they will and they will even give you the i want you giggle. then go from there. However dont use this look to get any long term relationships because if the blue steel is what attracted them when it stops there is nothing you can do to keep that one hooked.

I got Punked

Ross Eden set me up with this chick. stupidly i went up to hundred mile to see her without any detailed body shots of her. i wish i had. She was a total uggo. Not only that im pretty sure she was retarded, Ha ha jokes on me i know. So the moral of the story is Ross Eden sucks.